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Toonnaels!

Ek lees so bietjie by Dellie en Boendoe vandag oor waaroor blogging gaan vir elke persoon, ek lag so in my mou vir Bottertjie … Whahahaha.  Ek staan toe maar op en gaan vat gou ‘n smokebreak buitekant.  

Buite staan ek en bekyk my voete so (wat in die pragtigste sandale is wat ek vir myself laat maak het toe ons in Vietnam was) en dink bymyself.  Jinne tog, hoekom is jou regtervoet se toonnaels so perfek en die linkerkant sin nie.  My linker kant se groot toonnael is sommer krom en LELIK en dit lyk of die toon ‘n ballon is.  Partykeer kry ek nog sommer ‘n ingroei toonnael ook en dit is SOOOOOOOOO seer.

Dit het my laat dink of ek die enigste een is wat sulke uiterstes het van een voet na die ander.  Hier is ‘n paar fotos wat ek gekry het.. Nee kyk, ek het eintlik niks om oor te kla oor my linkerste voetjie nie… 

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Pedicure

A pedicure is a way to improve the appearance of the feet and their nails. It provides a similar service as a manicure. The word pedicure comes from the Latin words pedis, which means of the foot, and cura, which means care. It also means the care of the feet and toenails. A pedicure can help prevent nail diseases and nail disorders. Pedicures are not just limited to nails; usually dead skin cells on the bottom of feet are rubbed off using a rough stone called a pumice stone.

Sole-pampering regimen recommended by the American Podiatric Medical Association:Net vannaand gaan ek myself weer bietjie pamperlang en daardie lelike skewe toon naeltjie bietjie mooi maak!!   So ‘n lekker soak en dan bietjie naellak…  Ai, nou kan ek nie wag nie!! 

Step one: Use warm water to fill a bucket large enough for both of your feet to soak. Find a comfortable chair where you can relax and place the bucket in front of the chair.

Step two: Remove nail polish with a nonacetone polish remover.

Step three: Stimulate foot circulation and warm your feet by propping one foot at a time on your lap, then grasp the foot and begin slowly moving your thumbs from the top of your toes to the bottom of your heel and back.

Step four: Use a nail clipper to cut toenails straight across. Then use an emery board to smooth the nail edges by filing in one direction without drastically rounding the edges of the nail.

Step five: Soak feet in the warm water for at least five minutes. Raise feet out of the bucket and dip either a foot file or a pumice stone into the water. Next, use the file or pumice stone to gently smooth the skin around the heel and the balls and sides of your feet.

Step six: For extra soothing and softening, use a scrub and massage your entire foot and lower leg. The scrub exfoliates the skin by removing dead skin buildup that is often caused by wearing certain types of shoes. Remove scrub with a damp towel.

Step seven: Use a fresh towel to pat feet dry and be sure to dry between each toe. While you are drying, loosen your foot joints by cupping your heel with one hand at the ankle and grabbing the top of your foot with the other. Then rotate the foot slowly at the ankle a few times in each direction. 

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So, ek weet presies wat ek myself mee gaan pamperlang vanaand om weer daardie skewe krom ballon toontjie mooi te maak!


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Skype stalker…

Ek skrik my boeglam toe my Skype foon lui net na 10 uur.  Ek bekyk die naam so en wonder by myself…  ken ek nou die persoon want daar is mos nie baie wat weet ek is op Skype nie.  Die volgende kry ek n popup…..

Hier volg die gesprek.

[10:21:43 PM] Alladin says: hi
[10:26:17 PM] Zee says: “baai”
[10:26:45 PM] Alladin says: I just say hi
[10:27:36 PM] Zee says: sorry dont know u.baai
[10:28:03 PM] Alladin says: that is what skype is all about
[10:28:13 PM] Zee says: not for me sorry
[10:28:40 PM] Alladin says: my name is alladin I am 50 years old from Egypt
[10:29:04 PM] Zee says: o ok, my name is Sue and i am 80 years old from iceland
[10:29:25 PM] Alladin says: nice to meet u sue
[10:30:19 PM] Alladin says: do u know why I am trying to chat with u
[10:30:35 PM] Alladin says: u have a wizdum in ur profile
[10:31:45 PM] Alladin says: only few appreciat the real friends
[10:34:23 PM] Zee says: what do u mean i have a wizdum in my profile
[10:36:24 PM] Alladin says: people come and go in ur life ……..
[10:36:38 PM] Zee says: a ok i see
[10:37:21 PM] Alladin says: will only ppl with good heart can see that
[10:37:32 PM] Zee says: mmm
[10:38:37 PM] Alladin says: I mean ,can have a footprint
[10:39:48 PM] Alladin says: r u busy, that is fine with me if u r, I will stop
[10:40:02 PM] Zee says: sorry i am quite busy
[10:40:10 PM] Zee says: and i dont really like to talk to strangers
[10:40:16 PM] Alladin says: ok, I am sorry too
[10:41:09 PM] Alladin says:  I will not be a stranger if u keep talking to me
[10:41:27 PM] Alladin says: and that is what skype is all about
[10:41:46 PM] Zee says: thanks but no thanx bye

Ek kon aflei dat hy van my “People come and go in ur life but only true friends leave footprints in ur heart” gepraat het wat op my profiel is.

Ek het dadelik gaan navors hoe kon ‘n wild vreemde persoon my Skype…

Hoekom?

Want my settings was nie reg nie.  Dit was die vinnigste wat ek nog ooit ‘n verstelling gaan doen het.

Lag maar saam met my 🙂

Alladin is nou op my blocked list…  😆

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Out of office!

Ek ontvang hierdie e-pos vandag.  Ek dink ek moes so paar weke ene opgesit het in die lyn van…

Ek het vergeet om my verlof te vat, so ek sal eers jou e-pos kan beantwoord wanneer ek verstel is om terug by die werk te wees.  O nee, bietjie later wat dan sal ek nou regtig op verlof wees 🙂

  • I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.  
  • You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
  • Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
  • I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
  • Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  • The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.  (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over…)
  • Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
  • Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
  • I’ve run away to join a different circus.
  • I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lucille’ instead of Steve.


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Shit!!!

Hierdie posduifie het ‘n SMILE op my gesig gesit vandag!!

HOPE THIS  MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it’s shit . that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit!

  
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola.  

 You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.  

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. 

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. 

When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.

Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go.  Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.  But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head………..

Well, Shit Happens!!!